O-R-E-Oh No You Didn’t!

Go Woke or Go Broke! Apparently, cookies, candy bars, and snack chips have no appeal and can no longer be sold to the masses unless packaged with a socially engineered, XX message about homosexuality. Sheesh…and they hassle the Christians for proselytizing?! Go figure.

OREO COOKIES

Check out this totally woke Oreo commercial which will no doubt leave you craving a plate full of gluten-and-lard-infested, highly processed, high fructose corn syrup wafers. Mmmm….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKzFQ_Bsn9Y

This is just a “commercial”—kind of like Michael Jackson’s Thriller was just a music video, right? That’s probably why Oreo paid top buck and hired award-winning filmmaker Alice Wu to direct it. For those of you who don’t know it, the cookie brand has been in cahoots with PFLAG for years. (PFLAG is both the first and the largest U.S. based grassroots network uniting parents, families, and allies with people who are lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer. The org name is now just a title, but it was originally an acronym for Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays). Oreo can’t manage to make a biscuit that isn’t saturated with high fructose corn syrup—but apparently, they’ve become adept at life coaching. Good on them.

TWIX

Not to be outdone by Oreo, Twix took it a step further. Why portray an adult male coming out as gay to his family, when you can have a latch key minor under the tutelage of his practicing witch nanny chauffeuring him to the park wearing a princess dress? Unlike the Oreo commercial, which shows the product for a good, I don’t know…two seconds?…I’m not even sure a Twix bar appears anywhere in this ad at all (apart from the opener). I guess the connection between transgender minors, Wiccan babysitters, and caramel-laden shortbread is already so strong in our cultural mindset that it needn’t be pointed out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWx_MMfu-4w

DORITOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maJ-3b7Ti2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OouiZHEC9do

I already wrote an article on this ad a while back, but it bears repeating. Like Twix, Doritos isn’t satisfied to just include the gay agenda…had to throw in some necromancy to boot. (To read said article, “For the Bold!” click HERE).

Notice how many of these products pushing the LGBTQ narrative are centered around products that would appeal to children—cookies, candy bars, and snack chips. It’s not like we are seeing whole bunch of ads of this kind for Home Depot and Budweiser beer….

Oh wait….

Sorry, I stand corrected.

WELLS FARGO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKzoNA6Gm18

WF score double woke points for featuring lesbians AND a child with disabilities. Anyone from this point forward who refuses to bank with Wells Fargo are racists–clearly.

CAMPBELL’S SOUP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVnOsonF1Fw

Campbell’s Soup Exec: We need an ad campaign concept for our new Star Wars soup.
Ad Copywriter 1: Han Solo and Princess Leah are the kids’ parents!
Soup Exec: Terrible idea!
Ad Copywriter 2: Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker, exhausted after a light saber fight, sit down and enjoy a bowl of soup together!
Soup Exec: You’re fired!
Ad Copywriter 3: Two gay dudes with a kid!
Soup Exec: B-R-I-L-L-I-A-N-T!!!!

I’m out of snarky comments, you’re all on your own for the rest of these, folks.

ETSY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M76YfrrNRG4
RENAULT CLIO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrNCVAqbCD0 (foreign/gratuitous)
LEVIS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB90Vkyqrts
AXEL HOTELS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwIv51bYkmU (gratuitous/blasphemous)